This shirt is a total joke. We keep putting it on him hoping it will be prophetic. It's not working, yet...
"Hi, Sammy. How are you doing at 2 AM?"
"Sammy, good to see ya. (sarcasm) It's 3 AM."
4 AM: "Yep, we're still here. Didn't go anywhere in the last hour."
6 AM: "Sammy, go back to sleep. Still have another hour to sleep."
Oh, for a uninterrupted night of sleep...yawn.