Friday, March 14, 2014

Please Don't Leave Me

Dear Hair,

I think we may have had some kind of misunderstanding.

You seem unhappy to be with me. I'm deducing this from the handfuls of hair that come out every time I shower. I know you've been a little neglected lately. You get spit up on regularly, washed irregularly, and jerked up in a pony tail most days. I'm sorry. Truly, I am.

But just because I'm head over heels in love with a baby doesn't mean I don't care about you anymore. You are still a very important part of my life. It would be helpful to me if our relationship could be more low maintenance right now. I promise we'll get some quality time together at least a couple times a week (namely, before church and date night). Please don't leave me simply because I had a baby.

I'm really hoping we can resolve this issue quickly because, at this rate, I may be bald by summer.



Felicia Miller said...

I had the same problem… But at least we are normal, and it will stop in 6 to 12 months! :)

Stacie said...

Felicia, Thanks for the article link. I checked it out. 6-12 months!!! Sheesh! I may need to invest in some cute hats before then. :-)